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"The Birds and the Trees"

(part 2)

Written and colored by Jason Franks

Written and Illustrated by J. Marc Schimdt

"Those bloody birds crap all over my house and my car, all bloody day long, and it’s because of your stupid bloody bushes."

"I want them gone, Humphrey. I’m sick of driving home from work in my turd-mobile and then having to scrape turds off my shoes before I can to into my turd-encrusted house."

"But, Andrew..." "No buts. Mikey, what do you think you’re doing?"

"Um, building a cubby house?"

"I’ve told you before, it’s not safe." "But, Grandpa Humphrey says..."

"No buts. It’s time you were home to your mother."

"He’ll be right, Andrew. I’m watching; I’ll make sure he doesn’t hurt himself. Erica doesn't..."

"Erica knows how dangerous it is for a ten-year-old to be playing at construction. "On the weekend Mikey’s going to come back here and pull that thing down. "After that, I don’t want him hanging around here unsupervised anymore."

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